(a young man in a jersey approaches the prosecutor on a high-profile AIDS discrimination case in a pharmacy)
"How's the trial going?"
"Excuse me?"
"It's a great case. I saw you on TV. I'm a law student at Penn State."
"It's a good school, Penn. What year are you in?"
"Second. I just wanted to tell you this case is tremendously important. I just wanted to let you know you're doing a fantastic job."
"When you graduate, you give me a call."
"Thank you very much, would you like to have a drink with me? I just finished a game and could really use a beer."
"No, I can't. My wife's waiting for me."
"I don't usually pick up people in drug stores everyday."
"You think I'm gay?"
"Aren't you?"
"What's the matter with you? Do I look gay to you?"
"Do I look gay to you?"